Prepare to cringe
Twenty-five headlines we're afraid we're going to see this IPL season
Jamie Alter
26-Apr-2009
The Deccan side, full of enthusiasm after having been left plugged into an electrical socket overnight • AFP
1. Bangalore royally challenged
2. Indians win it for Mumbai
3. Lightning Gilchrist charges Deccan
4. Gayle blows Rajasthan away
5. Dale stains Mumbai
6. Kolkata ride into the night
7. Knights bow down to Kings XI
8. Ross tailors Bangalore's victory
9. XI Kings not enough for Indians
10. AB devils Chargers
11. Dwayne's bravo downs Delhi
12. Chennai's super kings seal big win
13. Harbhajan's slap hands Bangalore victory
And a few for off the field:
14. Ladies' Taylor a hit in Cape Town
15. Gony, Gony, Gone
16. Albie there when Chennai needs me - Morkel
17. In Fidel we trust - Deccan coach
18. No one can if Nuwan can't
19. James hopes for more opportunities
20. Dinda, done that
21. Moises emerges from the wilderness
22. I shan't do that again, says Sharma
23. Duminy you have, men?
24. Dhawal breaches The Wall
25. Watson your mind, Shane?
Jamie Alter is a senior sub-editor at Cricinfo