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Shane Warne
Sex, drugs, pizza
May 19, 2009: Well now, if it isn't the cigarette-smoking, beer-chugging, text-messaging blond wonder
Brett Lee
Ka-ching! It's Bing
May 15, 2009: Put on your extra-strength sunglasses, people, or be blinded by the radiance of Australia's shiniest superstar
Harbhajan Singh
Mother of all spinners
May 12, 2009: He nearly went off to to the US to drive trucks before his career as a dancer, slapper and Aussie-basher took off
Chris Gayle
Just chillin'
May 8, 2009: He's too cool for cricket, but plays anyway because it'd be such a bore looking for something else to do
Sourav Ganguly
Good Lord
May 2, 2009: Crap fielding, tardiness, the ability to get up Aussie noses double quick... It's got to be Geoff Boycott's favourite Kolkatan
Jesse Ryder
Hit the ball, hit the bottle
Apr 28, 2009: He's big, he's agile, and he'll drink you under the table any old day of the week
Kevin Pietersen
The greatest love of all
Apr 23, 2009: England's finest South African import is a man who has found eternal truth in a certain Whitney Houston song
Andrew Symonds
Angry young Roy
Apr 19, 2009: He's big, he's dreadlocked, he's got a bagful of attitude problems
Lasith Malinga
Mop top
Apr 6, 2009: Yorker-loving, hair-raising, eyebrow-piercing Sri Lankan sensation
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